Stupid Umbrella's

Its just too windy and rainy in London at the moment. One good thing though one of my friends decided it would be easier & quicker if he drove us to work in his car.

We drove past a lot tipped over bins and giant tree branches and broken umbrellas littering the roads.

Is she?

I spotted this at the weekend whilst in Greenwich and trying to take a peak at the burnt down Cutty Sark

10 thinks that are disgusting to me

1. Boiled eggs when the yolk is still runny
2. Skin on milk when you heat it too much
3. That oozey red liguid that come sout of the ketchup bottle if you don't shake it properly
4. Herring roe (Sainsbury's make the tins look like the Mackerel tins!!)
5. PEPPERS - Mostly Red & Green ones
6. Pork Scratchings - Eeew sometimes they have those little stubbly hairs on them


7. Salty Licorice - Swedish thing that just doesn't do it for me
8. Any chicken products when you get those little cycst's! I'm off Nando's at the moment after a recent encounter
9. Snails - tried them, couldn't grown to like them let alone love them!
10.Papa Jphn's Garlic Sauce Dip - some yellow watery garlic stinky dip I got free with my pizza last night!

Pirate Car

This is parked on a local street, We're quite far from the river Thames but good to see Pirates exploring over modes of transport!

I think they might be Australian as the ariel (Wire coat hanger style - keeping it real) is in the shape of australia!

Bedlan Cube Puzzle

Someone in the studio was trying to solve the Bedlam Cube Puzzle, this is it......



It has13 Unique pieces form the puzzle with 19,186 solutions! So it's pretty hard, i think they got fed up and maybe a little frustrated as I came in one morning to fid this.........

Large Derrière?

Spotted this in the Motor way driving up to Worcestershire (I was in the passenger seat).



I couldn't see if the driver did indeed have a Big Bum!

A Few Crimes spotted over the Christmas Period

First is this wonderful looking Burglar guy in his Denim suit. I spotted him swaggering through Croydon checking his reflection in every reflective surface he passed. He was really working this look and I had to trot quite fast behind him to get this slightly blurry shot



Then I spotted this lady wearing jogging pants tucked into knee high suede boots!



I think the phone was in disbelief at this fashion crime and thats why it's taken such a bad picture!

On no I'm not being nice already!

New Year

My New year resolutions: -

1. Be Nicer to people - even this is very hard whilst living in London I shall float around in my own bubble of happiness (unless I am in danger then I'll hiss like a feral cat and scare them away without violence!

2. Learn to drive - I have applied on line for my provisional and will start looking into cheapish lessons.

3. Loose 5kg - I've never dieted I'm not sure how well it's going to work out. I've bought some appetite suppressants from the internet, they just make me jittery and thirsty and still hungry!

4. Make more lunch at home! It's expensive to eat out all the time in London.

5. See my friends more.

Thats it, I've posted them here so I can check back and see how I'm doing. I think of them more as challenges!

Cyanide & Happiness

I re-discover this every months or so, it always makes me giggle a lot.
Not much happening today I'm sooooo tired, up until late listening to the best man speech. Got to drive to Welwyn Garden City tonight for meal no.1 of 3 at the wedding weekend.